so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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