She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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