So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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