I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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