How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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