yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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