Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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