i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
third nipple confirmed
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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