Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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