I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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