Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We got so high we made milksteak
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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