Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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