About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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