Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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