All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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