so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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