YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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