with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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