As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I believe in your delicious
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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