I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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