Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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