Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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