i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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did i walk over a car last night?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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