butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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