Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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