so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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