Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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