doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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