I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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