Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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