I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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