I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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