He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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