Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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