the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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