why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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