so that wasnt chicken after all
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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