why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
false alarm. still invincible.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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