How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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