If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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