Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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