Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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