You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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