He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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