My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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