I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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