Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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