OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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