Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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