now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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