No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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