I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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