why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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