I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
high people should be assigned attendants
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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