I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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